The Person Who Witnessed the Unification of Nepal; Advice Ninja Hires Another GOATED Accountant

Advice Ninja further expands its potential as it adds another “GOATED” accountant, Samriddhi Singh (Senior Accountant, Advice Ninja), to its ever-growing team. However, the Ninja Team is now going through their toughest time.

Samriddhi Singh, regardless of her approachable nature, is considered one of the most vicious and ruthless accountants of all time, with people claiming that watching her slay transactions with debits and credits is one of the most impressive things they’ve ever witnessed. It can be compared to how one of her childhood classmate Prithivi Narayan Shah slayed his opponents. 

When asked for a quote, Samriddhi enthusiastically replied,

Ἔργαζε νέος, ἄγριος καὶ ἐλεύθερος🤘

Which when translated by a certified African American Abdullah Rasgulla (Ancient scriptures expert interpreter, 2 times NBA Champion), roughly means:

Work young wild and free🤘

Recruiting professionals with Australian tax experience has proven to be a significant challenge for the Ninja Team. The team explored numerous strategies to find a capable accountant. They started rituals and even animal sacrifices. They allegedly even considered turning into Jews.

However, this long-standing issue has now been resolved with the onboarding of Samriddhi Singh, who brings relevant experience in this area along with a high level of competence.She also reportedly owns a pet Nigersaurus, a species of dinosaur.

According to the reports, the vicious Accountant has been in the professional field since 2014, which makes it safe to say she has been in the professional field well before Prashanna (Advice Ninja, Developer) was born.

This move by the Head Ninja can be considered chess not checkers type shi, as it significantly strengthens the accounting team. However, it has also introduced an unexpected challenge for employees, who are now experiencing noticeable difficulty in distinguishing between their colleagues, both named Sam. 

Samridhdi Sthapit (Marketing Expert), had shared her thoughts, which really hurt someone who was her deskmates since Day 1, 

⟟’⋔ ⌇⍜ ⊑⏃⌿⌿⊬ ⟟ ⎎⟟⋏⏃⌰⌰⊬ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⏃ ⎅⟒⌇☍⋔⏃⏁⟒ ⏃⋏⎅ ⍜⋏ ⏁⍜⌿ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⏃⏁, ⏃ ☍-⌿⍜⌿ ⎎⏃⋏. ⌰⍜⎐⟒ ⌰⍜⎐⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⏁⏁. ⋏⍜⍙ ⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⏃⍀⟒ ⏁⍙⍜ ⌿⟒⍜⌿⌰⟒ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⏃⋔⟒ ⋏⏃⋔⟒ ⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⏃⋔⟒ ⋔⎍⌇⟟☊ ⏁⏃⌇⏁⟒. ⊑⍜⋏⟒⌇⏁⌰⊬, ⊑⍀… ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⟟⌇ ☌⟒⏁⏁⟟⋏☌ ⏃ ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ ⍜⏚⌇⟒⌇⌇⟟⎐⟒. ⊑⟒⊑⟒⊑⟟⊑⏃⊑⏃⊑⏃ (⏃ ⌇⊑⊬ ⌰⏃⎍☌⊑ ⌇⌰⍜⍙⌰⊬ ⏁⎍⍀⋏⟟⋏☌ ⟟⋏⏁⍜ ⏃⋏ ⟒⎐⟟⌰ ⟒☊⊑⍜ ⏃☊⍀⍜⌇⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⍜⎎⎎⟟☊⟒)

Due to the nature of the statement, the International Bureau of Alien Allah Halleluyah was consulted for translation. Their official interpretation reads:

I’m so happy I finally have a deskmate and on top of that, a K-pop fan. Love love thatt. Now there are two people with the same name and the same music taste. Honestly, HR… this is getting a little obsessive. hehehihahaha (a shy laugh slowly turning into an evil echo across the office)

At one point, she started turning slightly pink, and the crowd were visibly scared as rhinestones were appearing on her face like she was activating her final form.

Then she brushed it off saying something that nobody believed,

 I just naturally glow.

Reports state that the witnesses had seen her fingers crossed.

Shrhihshthihnhah Manandhar (Senior Accountant, former AHSUVC Gold Medalist and Guinness World Record holder for the most “H”s in a name) further commented,

Χαῖρε τῇ ἑταιρείᾳ — ψυχὴ σπανία τῶν ὀψίμων ἐνενηκονταετηρίδων ἐν μέσῳ τοῖς τοῦ δευτέρου χιλιετηρίου ἀνθρώποις τοῖς ἀμυήτοις. Εὖ γε ἔτυχες παιδευθεὶς ἐν τῷ Ἁγιοπότμῳ.

This statement was subsequently forwarded to Abdullah Rasgullah for encryption of these ancient characters as it can be understood by only the people from stone age, and it roughly translates to:

Welcome to the team — a rare late-90s soul among mid-2000s muggles. Good thing you trained at Hogwarts.

As junior accountants are fond of K-pop; a preference shared by Samriddhi, Shrhihshthihnhah Manandhar, despite her warm welcoming comment, appears to be slightly concerned. This concern reportedly stems from the possibility that junior team members may eventually rely more on Samriddhi for support with their debit and credits, particularly given Shrhihshthihnhah’s limited interest in K-pop.

Overall, the addition of Samriddhi Singh marks a strong step forward for the Ninja Team. Also the lunch-break convos have shifted from this anime is trash to this Religion is trash/ this Politician is trash. In the meantime, employees are advised to remain adaptable, and possibly start using last names more often.